DICKHEAD MARAUDER
just jayin' around in Canada since 1993

cosmo tip #154

expertcosmotips:

feeling jealous of your man’s extensive pornography collection? paste your face over pictures of all the girl’s faces. photoshop yourself into every picture, peering at him, into his soul. he will never be as attracted to you as he is when he realizes what you did for him

omg these guys <3

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